Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted. You lose a lot of cash in the process.
 
I wish I can build a wooden house.

Gets scorched by forest fire.
 
I wish Great White Sharks are high in protein.

Granted. They infect you with diabetes.
 
I wish Pinkie Pie became into a walking cherry tree.

George Washington chops her down
 
I wish it wasn’t so cold outside

The Pole shifts it’s course and your place becomes the new Death Valley.
 
I wish the Indominus Rex killed Rexy.

Granted the dinos don’t get off the island
 
I wish for the sims.

It’s a haunted cartridge that sucks in, and you can never get out
 
I wish to meet a celebrity

6ix9ine.
 
I wish our planet is a mozzarella cheese.

All species are lactose intolerant
 
I wish to be him

Granted not go mess with the Power Puff Girls.
 
I wish for soda

You got baking soda.
 
I wish to meet the devil so I can kick his ass, and then meet god and kick his ass too. (I’m not really anti-religious BTW)

You are banned from both heaven and hell
 
I wish for a pumpkin

Granted it’s carved to look like Pyrrha.
 
I wish I could sing blues.

Ended up learning country anyways.
 
I wish for a year-long free jellybeans.

Granted they are all earwax flavored
 
I wish for nice pants.

It rips
 
I wish to see a movie

It received 1% score by Rotten Tomatoes.
 
I wish I am high humid durable all summer long.

Resistant to humidity, but not the heat itself and you slowly bake
 
I wish the site became active everytime I wake up

Granted people start posting in None MLP shipping topic
 
I wish for a trident.

Aquaman comes in to take it back and kills you
 
I wish to not make anymore mistakes

Granted you can’t have kids.
 
I wish for turkey.

It’s still alive and attacks you
 
I wish to drip so hard

It spills all over your office and everyone’s questionable at you.
 
I wish scientists would invent an instantaneous healing drug for flus, headaches, and periods.

Granted it needs cannabis.
 
I wish I could do something.

Granted. You help Gallus become Overlord of Equestria in the process.
 
I wish Gallus became into a Galactic tyrant.