Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted for 5 min before SilverStream sets him straight.
 
I wish for worm weather.

Granted. It rains burning worms.
 
I wish Gallus would be h(a)unted by Silverstream.

He’s haunted by his regret, over not kissing her sooner (too much of a stretch?)
 
 
I wish I new Sign langue.

Granted. You are a mime.
 
I wish someone watered Pinkie Pie’s hair, causing it to sprout lovely cherry flowers.
 

Granted she’s pregnant.
 
I wish to find an alien.

Granted. You instead capture a random EqG humanoid, who screams as she watches herself mutate into a cherry tree monster.
 
I wish I can water a cherry tree.

Acid water
 
I wish for fast food

you get a gazelle.
 
I wish for a sweater.

It was rinsed by your hipster uncle’s armpit.
 
I wish to spill a cup of tea on your face.

It’s peach sweet tea and I save most of it.
 
I wish for a cup of lemonade.

It’s mixed with blood
 
I wish for a burger

It’s human import meat.
 
I wish for a rocket powered wheelchair.

Granted it’s uncomfortable.
 
I wish for a bank.

Immediately robbed.
 
I wish to divide infinity by zero.

It rains fish constantly wherever you are.
 
I wish somebody would post in None MLP shipping.

You destroyed the universe by doing so.
 
I wish to reset existence and become a god to warp the new reality to my image.

@Shepherd  
It’s spam and links to bad sites
 
@Vortaxonus  
You get reset as well in the process
 
I wish for a chocolate milkshake

Granted you get brain freeze;
 
I wish car.

A beat up old jalopy
 
I wish for mild thunder

Guaranteed, it causes power flashes.
 
I wish the coming summer is colder than it should.

Granted. The White Walkers march into your neighbourhood from Canada.
 
I wish I can make elaborate lanterns.

Granted they are red
 
I wish for a pink diamond.

It’s a fake
 
I wish for rice

You get two tons of rice over your head.
 
I wish to become a medic.

You wake up 3 years later saying “Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical license”
 
I wish bodies were allowed to hit the floor