Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted you get eaten by squirrels.
 
I wish for a magic sheep.

Granted,it only has infinity regenerating wool that’s really soft
 
I wish to have power to control the Weather

(don’t we all)  
Granted you make it rain all the time
 
I wish for nice tasty chicken wings.

Granted, your arms become chicken wings.
 
I wish to become a general and command an army.

You command an army of pigeons.
 
I wish I felt better.

@Shepherd  
Granted. But you’re fired from your job because you took too much time off and your employer is a jerk.
 
I wish climate change alarmism wasn’t a thing.

Granted we are mermaids now.
 
I wish for roast duck.

@Shepherd  
Your food is a bit soggy… We are all living underwater now.
 
Wish I could swim faster.

Granted but you can’t swim fast enough.
 
I wish I was funny.

You are funny to the dead
 
I wish I can resurrect the dead.

No you don’t
 
I wish for wings.

Granted, they are the size of a hummingbird’s wings.
 
I wish to be a computer wizard.

You get sucked into one and you can’t get out
 
I wish for a chocolate bar from Willy Wonka.

It’s made from human flesh
 
I wish to have the power to control plant life

They all become sentient and destroy everything, even turning against you
 
I wish for a plushie

Granted it smells like cheese.
 
I wish for a sword.

Granted, you’ll lose in a gunfight.
 
I wish for an eraser that can erase literally everything in the universe.

Granted, when you touch the eraser you’re instantly erased.
 
I wish I can willingly pause and resume time.

You pause along with it, leaving the world frozen in time forever
 
I wish I didn’t feel groggy

Granted you no longer need sleep
 
I wish for femslash.

You are arrested for owning it
 
I wish to know everything

You end up knowing shocking things that you’re better off not knowing
 
I wish our school wouldn’t give us so much homework :c

Granted you never go home.
 
I wish for a Krabby Patty

It tastes like seawater.
 
I wish the next world war would be fought in an FPS game.

It’s not? Granted its fortnight.
 
I wish I could make nice art.