Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Your become deaf because of the screaming
 
I wish to be a producer

You produce dumb movies.
 
I wish I was a saxophone player.

You become Bill Clinton.
 
I wish for….I dunno.

You get bread dough.
 
I wish for Jade.

 
Who are confused as to why they’re in your house.
 
I wish for my friend’s laptop to be fixed

It also reprogrammed back to Windows XP.
 
I wish to find my friend’s way out of the prison.

Granted you foolish fool you must be whipped and doused in coffee in the courtroom.
 
I wish to spread love.

You get arrested for indecent exposure and lewd acts in public
 
I wish for a piano

Dropped from a tall building.
 
I wish for a treasure chest.

The key is located on the far side of the moon.
 
I wish to counter-brainwash the internet.

(who needs a key)
 
Granted we all become artists.
 
I wish for lockpicking skills.

You open the door to a torture dungeon and you get dragged in
 
I wish for gold

Granted, you get slapped in the face by King Midas.
 
I wish I was Prime Minister of Equestria.

Granted, you have the mental capacity of a snobbish prince.
 
I wish to have mirror pool magic.

You turned into water
 
I wish to have an army

Granted, your general declared coup d’etat against you.
 
I wish the winter lasts forever.

Move to New York mate.
 
 
I wish for spring

Granted. But all the road work crews come out and tear up your roads and add more time to your commute.
 
I want a donut.

From the dumpster
 
I wish to get hired

You get hired by Lex Luther.
 
I wish to get cake.

Granted,the cake holds the SPANISH INQUISITION!
 
I wish to have a never ending gallon of Apple Juice

Granted, Strawberry Sunrise took a piss on it.
 
I wish for a reconstruction of a ruined environment.

Granted, you’ll be grind to pulp to become the environment’s fertilizer.
 
I wish to shoot fire out of my ass.

I think you want the other topic dude.
 
I wish for peanut butter.

Gallons of it falls on top of your house
 
I wish for cookies