Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Funding is low and the result is less than stellar prompting other projects like those to get cancelled
 
I wish development hell was just a nuisance

Granted. Projects often get completed in rushed states.
 
I wish to own a Captain clown robot.

You get a sergeant mime android instead
 
I wish for a full fledged fondue

(Whatever, mimes are clowns too. My good friend Sun Mime would love that robot)
 
Boiling fondue falls in your face.
 
I wish for a toy army that is actually dangerous.

They’re only dangerous as choke hazards and still need AAA batteries to work
 
I wish for RDR2 single player updates and dlc

Granted, the updates make the game to spontaneously crash everytime you play.
 
I wish for Sun Mime to destroy Europe.

Your name is now Europe
 
I wish for a new alarm clock

Is incredible silent and it fails doing it’s job.
 
I wish to own all the game consoles that have ever existed, including the portable ones.

They’re all in very bad shape and none of them work
 
I wish for a picture of Spiderman

It’s a picture of a spider dressed in a business suit
 
I wish for some grapes

Grated, they taste like oranges.
 
I wish for a teddy bear……….I feel lonely.

 
I wish for a ring worth millions of dollars

You get arrested for robbing a valuable ring.
 
I wish for a fountain in my house.

It starts spewing sewage
 
I wish for for a ring worth millions of dollars, but it isn’t stolen

It breaks and you lose your fortune.
 
I wish to become Gabe Newell’s successor at Valve.

Granted you run it into the ground.
 
I wish I wasn’t a loser.

You win at failing at everything
 
I wish for a deep voice

Your lungs collapse because of it
 
I wish to meet a flat earther

They’ll think your girl is flat.
 
I wish to deploy eggrolls by paradrop.

They’re get carried away by the wind and miss the mark
 
I wish to do what I shouldn’t

You shouldn’t die, but because of your wish you will.
 
I wish to create my own city.

On the Sims after thousands of micro transactions
 
I wish to have some closure

Crime and hostility rates are high.
 
I wish there would be a direct successor of the F-14 Tomcat.

Granted, it’s a failure because of technical mistakes and the line gets retired after some faulty tests.
 
I wish to create my own burger restaurant.

An older guy steals your secret formula and now you spend your days trying to steal it back
 
I.wish for a close inspection