Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

It has more mercury now
 
I wish traffic jams didn’t existed

Granted. Cars no longer exist.
 
I wish everything I touch with just my left hand would turn into gold.

You are now 100% lefty with a crippled right arm
 
I wish to have the skeleton key

You become possessed by it
 
I wish to have magical powers

You can magically pretend to be a fully functional adult
 
I wish cloning was a two step program

Granted! But your clones die too soon because of a lack of quality control.
 
I wish to make a wish that’s uncorruptable.

The wish involves you dying a painful and horrible fate worse than death
 
I wish Ugandan Knuckles to show me da wae

Granted, the next guidance you’ll encounter on da wae would be Roronoa Zoro.
 
I wish ice creams remains intact at a hot summer.

The cones and bowls don’t and they break apart easily
 
I wish to engage in flagpole sitting like they did back in the 1920’s

You end up with an involuntarily prostate exam
 
I wish for a kitty

It dumps load under your dining table while having lunch.
 
I wish for 15% off for air travel.

Granted! But you still can’t afford to go to wherever you want to go.
 
I wish I were Scrooge McDuck.

You get hunted by duck hunters and steal your money
 
I wish to go to the Moon

Granted! But you forgot to pack your spacesuit.
 
I wish I were the Big Lebowski.

You’re just a dude
 
I wish PSN would have better deals than Steam

Granted, but PSN gets bankrupt because of it and Steam becomes the dominant platform anyway.
 
I wish to run Steam.

It costs you alot of fortune.
 
I wish to build my own railgun.

It doesn’t work
 
I wish for a toy gun

It’s made in China.
 
I wish we had the technology to record our dreams and nightmares at sleep.

The cost of maintenance for the machine is heavily expensive
 
I wish for a trip down memory lane

Granted, the visuals are shit, worse than the Game Boy camera.
 
I wish for a huge beer for myself.

Stone Cold Steve Austin stuns you.
 
I wish the the navy revives the era of the Battleships.

Granted, destroyers constantly outmanouver battleships and they get sink a lot.
 
I wish to become an Air Force general.

You do it at the expense of your men and blackmail
 
I wish for a new plane to be made

They all can’t escape against my heatseekers.
 
I wish the Japanese Battleship Yamato were reconstructed as a replica warship.