Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted your the only one there alive.
 
I wish for more radio stations.

It only plays shitty pop-country music and talks about money.
 
I wish I won’t show sympathy to PewDiePie getting devoured by T-Series.

You’re interest in metal music goes away too and instead switches to shitty pop-country music and talks about money
 
I wish to for a cape and hat

The Great And Powerful Trixie will never ever give them to you her Great And Powerful Hat and Cape.
 
I wish someone would make me choose between some two things.

They help you choose between two type of poison
 
I wish for chocolate

It’s white chocolate.
 
I wish to have a weapons factory.

Granted, they only make defective weapons.
 
I wish for sleep darts.

You’ll suffer from nightmares till it kills you.
 
I wish the sun rises from the west.

The planet’s climate becomes fucked up
 
I wish to be in a concert

Granted. All the performers are drunk, and the audience is filming them destroy the stage.
 
I wish you were one of the performers.

Granted, I will kick you out of my gig if you don’t love metal.
 
I wish to become an amateur boxer.

Granted, you get your ass kicked in the first round.
 
I wish that I had never dropped out of college.

@AnCapSaiyan  
Granted. You get a job at Activision.
 
I wish people wouldn’t steal artwork.

Granted they Steel artwork all art is steel now.
 
I wish for darts.

You’ll never struck bulls eye not by a fucking margin.
 
I wish when 2019 ends, I rather want it to change to 2010 than 2020.

Granted you are stuck reliving the worst day you had in 2010 forever.
 
I wish for a potion to cure headaches.

You get indigestion instead
 
I wish to be with my friend miles away

Granted, both are blind.
 
I wish to own a fish store.

The product contains fishkill.
 
I wish a certain Bird vs. Pig slingshot app game would make a big comeback.

It has microtransactions on it
 
I wish for a computer

Your computer becomes self aware and deploys alot of Cybernetic organisms to exterminate us all.
 
I wish all car wash shops have 20% off.

20% off the cars.
 
I wish for an Owl.

It’s a barn owl (they don’t hoot, they scream.)
 
I wish I had a good job in Los Angeles.

Granted,you work for a mafia.
 
I wish Steve Irwin was resurrected

As a zombie
 
I wish for my fries back