Here’s a little serenade
About a Brooklyn Babe
How can I describe the chick
Let’s do some arithmetic
She’s a 34-23-34
A killer on the dance floor
Skin tight jeans
And at fourteen
She was seeing a marine
Don’t underestimate her
She’s as hot as a pepper
She don’t do the wash
She don’t do the cookin’
She don’t have to
‘Cause she’s good lookin’
She don’t like to go steady
‘Cause she knows she ain’t ready
To get married and settle down
‘Cause it’s so much fun
To run around
She’s bad, she’s bad
She’s not afraid
I go crazy
Over Brooklyn Babe
She’s bad, she’s bad
The Brooklyn Babe
Dee Dee Ramone’s Brooklyn Babe is so cheesy it’s awesome.