Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

They weren’t terribly good at it either.

When you had a horrendous night but still want to look cool infront of girls:

Sweet

I suppose what I meant was the cost of life. There were moments when cost of life out weighed the advantages gained. Though I was never one for this type of debate. In reality I am the other way around.

I fully support our military. To keep America safe is a gift no one can repay. Specifically those who lost their lifes.

There are too many people who think war can simply be shut off like a light switch. Simply protesting to get it to end. Sadly they miss the truth all together. War is inevitable and sometimes necessary for deffending America.

Would you give a free sample to a pretty lady?
Sure, you know one?
…Would you give a free sample to an ugly lady…?
No, ugly ladies have to pay

Uh oh, the doorbe- there’s a knock at the door!

I finally realize what it means to fart, it is an understanding we hold sacred.

We cook bacon and bake cookies.

Thank you Cookie Monster.

@Mr.Myoozik
Chowder is too savage.

So many good lines in that show

Petition to ban “Sweet Caroline” and all Neil Diamond songs from sporting events.

Bah bah bah~!

Is insomnia worse than narcolepsy or vice versa…

Shit, that’s a good question. I’d lean towards the former, as it’s easier to die of sleep deprivation than starvation.

…The fact that they even put that fact on a cereal box at one point is hilarious.

DoorDash wants me to use their service again.

Yes, I wouldn’t mind paying $20 for a meal that usually costs me $7 to be delivered here rather than walk a mile to go eat there!

/s

Man I miss Club Penguin

Blame Disney!

@Background Pony #5157
I missed the random video..well at least there penguinronpa

If you can’t tell East Asian languages apart, just remember Korean has circles in them, Japanese is like a Katana slices through them, and Chinese is like a maze representing the oppression that makes people feel lost in their own country.

@WaynePonePone
I like to throw this in, but Arabic language looks like cute snakes.

Sanskrit look like dangling vines.
And Chinese resemble blocks of lines.

Basque is weird.

Any Metallica or Thin Lizzy fan would know what Rocky is singing.