Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy. (Politics General)

@Background Pony #C7FB
Because, what, he has street cred now and The Blacks eat that shit up?

@Background Human
Yeah, saying the Black voting block is more likely to vote for someone who got arrested has… troubling implications.

@Background Pony #C7FB

@Background Pony #C7FB
Dude. Just Stop.

He’ll likely be ordered to pay a fine because, as we all know, prison is for poor people!

Among the other things, there’s a chance that Trump will only be sentenced to house arrest.

Good luck “winning the black vote because something something street cred” from a multi-million dollar resort club.

@Dustcan
There’s goes all his street cred gone.

History class is going to get a lot more interesting for students going forward.

Imagine being a 6th grade teacher and you now have to explain what a porn star is to your class.

I’d celebrate the guilty verdicts, but the bastard’s still SOMEHOW able to run for presidency. And the major choice is either him or the guy who’s funding a genocide in Palestine.

So yeah, kind of a bitter victory there.

@Dustcan
History in 20 years is going to be weird.

@Meanlucario
regardless of who wins depending on how things shake up with the right.

@Dustcan
at the very least trump going to rallies will no longer be a thing.

Honestly, I’m hoping this is the start of him actually having consequences for his actions, with this being the wake-up call for the courts that he can actually be fell in our system if they actually try to hold his feet to the fire.

To be more fair than Ol’ Genocide Joe deserves, Trump has already made it clear that he thinks Israel hasn’t gone far enough.

So yeah we’re getting a geriatric genocidal psychopath for president regardless. So with that issue being a moot point, you can at least vote for Joe Brandon on the grounds that even if there won’t be a Palestine in the Middle East after the election, there will still be a democracy in America.

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If you ever need a quick reference as to what “Manufactured Consent” looks like, he’s an easy shorthand.

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It turns out today is the 7 year anniversary of “Covfefe”.

Meaning that despite the constant negative press Covfefe, Trump is still a convicted felon.

@Dustcan
Covefefe. It is a lovely day.

@Dustcan
I don’t know when that screenshot was taken, but I can personally testify that Fox had a fair amount of live coverage around the verdict. If you took a shot for every time the words “reversible error” were used, you’d be dead from alcohol poisoning.

@Dustcan
Speaking of Old Genocide Joe

Mind you, she was one of the experts who help make that report, this isn’t just some person adjacent to the case, she directly knows what’s going on in the background of the report

@Background Human
It was possibly the first thing today.

But the source being a verified Taco Bell Employee makes it so funny.

Pretty sure the only candidate who qualifies as an actual elderly fascist is Trump, and frankly any vote that isn’t for Biden might as well be one for him.

Gotta appreciate how Trump makes Nixon look tame by comparison:

Trump’s sentencing date is set for July 11th.

@Background Pony #FAA3
Pretty sure he hates both candidates. Since they are both old as shit.

If we live in the timeline where Biden wins the election by a single vote in Florida of all places I will take back everything I said about our universe’s continuity.

@igotnopicks
Considering RFK Jr. turned 70 earlier this year, is there even a candidate who isn’t?