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The Florida Panthers are YOUR Stanley Cup Champions.
It’s the team’s first championship ever. Unfortunately, they had to extend Canada’s suffering to do it. The Edmonton Oilers clawed their way back from a 3-0 series deficit to force Game 7… and then they lost anyway.
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The XFL and USFL have merged to form the United Football League (UFL).
From the XFL Conference:
St. Louis Battlehawks
D.C. Defenders
San Antonio Brahmas
Arlington Renegades
From the USFL Conference:
Birmingham Stallions
Memphis Showboats
Michigan Panthers
Houston Roughnecks (merged with the Houston Gamblers)
The Pittsburgh Maulers, Philadelphia Stars, New Jersey Generals, New Orleans Breakers, Vegas Vipers, Orlando Guardians, and Seattle Sea Dragons have all suspended operations.
The merger of the XFL and USFL into the United Football League (UFL) marks a significant consolidation in American football. Exciting to see teams like the St. Louis Battlehawks and Houston Roughnecks joining forces!
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The XFL and USFL have merged to form the United Football League (UFL).
From the XFL Conference:
St. Louis Battlehawks
D.C. Defenders
San Antonio Brahmas
Arlington Renegades
From the USFL Conference:
Birmingham Stallions
Memphis Showboats
Michigan Panthers
Houston Roughnecks (merged with the Houston Gamblers)
The Pittsburgh Maulers, Philadelphia Stars, New Jersey Generals, New Orleans Breakers, Vegas Vipers, Orlando Guardians, and Seattle Sea Dragons have all suspended operations.
The merger of the XFL and USFL into the United Football League (UFL) marks a significant consolidation in American football. Exciting to see teams like the St. Louis Battlehawks and Houston Roughnecks joining forces!
What do you mean ? I don`t understand
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The XFL and USFL have merged to form the United Football League (UFL).
From the XFL Conference:
St. Louis Battlehawks
D.C. Defenders
San Antonio Brahmas
Arlington Renegades
From the USFL Conference:
Birmingham Stallions
Memphis Showboats
Michigan Panthers
Houston Roughnecks (merged with the Houston Gamblers)
The NFL Draft shapes team futures through talent and strategy. Follow live updates on Day 1 at live updates nfl. Top prospects eagerly await their names, while fans wonder, Who will the Packers draft? Excitement builds as predictions and speculations swirl. Stay tuned to see how each pick unfolds.
The Pittsburgh Maulers, Philadelphia Stars, New Jersey Generals, New Orleans Breakers, Vegas Vipers, Orlando Guardians, and Seattle Sea Dragons have all suspended operations.
The merger of the XFL and USFL into the United Football League (UFL) marks a significant consolidation in American football. Exciting to see teams like the St. Louis Battlehawks and Houston Roughnecks joining forces!
What do you mean ? I don`t understand
Well, what can be unclear here?
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The NBA is close to finalizing a $76 billion, eleven-year media rights deal beginning 2025-26 between Amazon, Disney/ESPN/ABC and Comcast/NBC/Peacock. The board of governors (the team owners) will give approval of the deals on Tuesday.
TNT/Warner Bros. Discovery looks very likely to be shut out even though it has matching rights for either the NBC or Amazon offer.
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The 2024 Summer Olympic Games just started in Paris, France. After such a unique opening ceremony, I’m looking forward to seeing how well these athletes will do in such a wide variety of events.
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All the medals have been awarded at the Paris Olympics, with the United States and China each winning 40 gold medals; however due to the US having more silver medals than China, they’ll top the medal standings over them.
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It is a shame the Dallas Cowboys are not being murdered but to be fair they are playing the Cleveland Browns and God is with neither, but Satan is with the Cowboys
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So the Cardinals Kyler Murray relies on video games instead of tape. And for me a football fan saw more weakness in his game against the Bills.
Josh Allen had himself a game.
Murray plays terrible. Worth the first round pick Cardinals especially since he missed the best new rookie, Marvin Harrison Jr. Looks like he needs the Pre Season to grow with his WR especially rookies.
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At least Rodgers didn’t look like complete trash. He’s not worth what they’re paying him, but (to my surprise) he’s still a serviceable QB. Though, with the shape the rest of the team is in, he might only be good enough to stick them with a crappy draft position.
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The Lions just handed the Cowboys a historic loss. Which besides it being the Lions being Very Good again:
  • Lol fuck you Texas
  • Lmao fuck Texas
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@AaronMk
I think you mean the Cowboys suck.
Meanwhile the Cardinals got their comupance by losing to the Packers.
So the NFC West is led by 49ers. I like the imagine the 49ers getting their ass kicked by the cardinals woke them up.
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Also the Jags suck.
Trent Baalke is at it again. He made the Jags a much worse team than the Eagles when they had Doug Peterson. Hey Jaguars you might want to fire Trent Baalke soon. He made the 49ers a lot worse when he was the GM drafting players(like A.J. Jenkins) and signing terrible players(Arik Armstead is not working out) too that made the 49ers into a laughing stock without Harbaugh and with Harbaugh during his tenure as GM. Have fun Jags fans.
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