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Here’s an MLP version of Junior’s Favorite Stories
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Flitter: So, we’re supposed to trot around the city for seven days, blow our little horns, yell, and the walls are just gonna fall down?
Twilight: They thought it was interesting, too.
Pinkie:…and the walls of the city will collapse and Jericho will be yours.
Pinkie: … very puzzled
Scootaloo: Those were some very interesting directions.
Twilight: They sure were. Pinkie returned back to camp and told the plan to the rest of the Ponyites.
Luna: Well,have fun. walks off
Luna: The Lord says to you, “Pinkie. See, I have delivered Jericho into your hoofs. March around the city once with all your mares. Do this each day for 6 days. Have seven priests carrying trumpets of ram horns in front of the ark. On the 7th day, march around the city 7 times with the priests blowing the trumpets. When you hear the sound of a long blast, have all the ponies give a loud shout, and the walls of the city will collapse! And Jericho will be yours~.”
Pinkie: Great! What are they?
Luna: Oh. …Really? That’s what you said?
Pinkie: Yes! That’s what I said.
Luna: Oh. Alright. ahem I come with directions from the Lord~!
Pinkie: spits I said what message does my Lord have for her servant.
Pinkie: muffled Whht mssge ds th Lrd hv fr Hr srvnt?
Luna: ?? turns to Twilight and Scootaloo, who shrug I’m sorry, I couldn’t make that out.
Twilight: Well Pinkie realized that this was a messenger from Faust, so she fell face down on the ground in reverence.
Pinkie falls on her face
Luna: Neither. But as commander in the army of the Lord, I have now come.
Pinkie: Are for us or for our enemies?
Twilight: After she had gone a way, she saw a strange mare with the moon as her shadow.
Scootaloo: Whoa!
enter, Princess Luna
Twilight: Pinkie wondered whether this mare was on Faust’s side…Or on Jericho’s side.
Twilight: So Pinkie went away from the camp to see if she could hear Faust.
Scootaloo: How did she do that?
Twilight: Well, Moses found the best way was to go off by himself and just listen. So Pinkie went away from the camp, to see if she could hear Faust.
Twilight: Then she remembered that whenever Moses didn’t know what to do,she would go and talk to Faust.
Pinkie: I’ll be right back.
Flitter: Where did we put that chemistry set?
Granny: Is Egypt north? Or south?
Twilight: Well Pinkie didn’t know what to do and she could see that things were getting a little out of control.
Flitter: So Cloud Chaser and I are gonna put our heads together, and come up with a plan, to tear down the wall!
Cloud Chaser: Yeah!
Granny: to Apple Bloom They are so aggressive.
Apple Bloom: nods
Flitter:Listen kids,that land is rightfully ours and the only way we’re gonna get it is by taking out that wall. Right Cloudchaser?
Cloudchaser:Uh yeah. That’s right Flitter.
Granny Smith:Don’t you remember,snorkling in the nile,three square meals a day,plenty of exercise,oh it was paradise.
Apple Bloom:We were in slavery.
Granny Smith:Nothing is perfect.
Others: Huh??
Granny Smith:This time I really mean it. We should go back to Egypt
as Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon celebrate…
Twilight: Well, things didn’t go as smoothly as Pinkie had hoped. So the Ponyites decided to pullback and talk things over.
that night…
Apple Bloom: That’s a big wall!