Crazy Headcanons (super alpha no pony edition)

Squidward was lying when he said his father did love him very much but didn’t want anyone to know.

Contrary to human perception, Gardevoir is not meant to be feminine but more scholarly. Male Gardevoir are seen not as effeminate but maybe a bit eggheadish. Duskade is more of the warrior class.

For male Kirlias that want to be Gallades, they use their dances to practice swordplay. They practice with sticks that are supposed to be like swords while they twirl around.

By the time of the events of Pokémon Scarlet and Violet, ex-Chairman Rose had been healed of his idée fixe.

The Decepticon grunt list of all the excuses they would make to avoid Megatron’s wrath (no specific generation, probably mix ups here):

1.- I swear, how was I supposed to know the blaster needed to have a secure?
2.- In my defense, my function is listed as “Warrior”, not “Scientist” or “Constructicon”
3.- But Lord Megatron, we thought collateral damage would kill just as many autobots as possible.
4.- It wasn’t us. That explosion was probably caused by some invention made by Wheeljack.
5.- Hey, how was I supposed Steve couldn’t fly? He’s a vehicon.
6.- Sure maybe I awakened Unicron, but now we have free energon to spare.
7.- Don’t look at me, this is Starscream’s fault.
8.- Well I’m sorry I’m not a triple changer. I’m sure I could have helped better if I get a third alt-mode.
9.- Decepticon cause? I thought we were the predacons.
10.- Hey! I’m not the one who wanted to pick a fight with Optimus Prime.
11.- Is not easy to work while having the DJD up my steel rear!
12.- How am I supposed to know? Ask Shockwave instead.
13.- Lord Megtron, I’m not sure building another stationary weapon is gonna be a good idea.
14.- It’s hard to be on top of the combat if everything I see are explosions. I’m doing my best!
15.- I’m my defense, that autobot scout cheated the fight.

The reason why Vegetalo was so easily accepted into the team even if he didn’t really apologize, was because he had a moustache and was seen as a chad.

Sosuke Bosuke is just a average nerd.

If Sosoke had a mustache and Vegetalo had none, they’d happily behead Vegetalo.

Hilda is not very interested in Pokemon Contests. She is very tomboyish and loves rock climbing, playing softball, swimming and other outdoor activities.

Hilbert on the other hand actually does like Pokemon Contests and is a bit more artistic and not as athletic.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Interesting!

Myst: Game Freak made a Pokémon line for Black and White that was based off creatures from Teledahn.

The reason Ming often dislikes Miriam in “Turning Red” is never explained in the movie itself, but at least according to a fanfic I recently read, I believe the reason is because Miriam was Mei’s first friend when she started school many years ago, and Miriam is essentially a walking reminder that Mei is going to grow up and become independent, ie, no longer Ming’s little Mei-Mei. She apparently came to terms with that fact as she no longer held anything against Miriam at the end of the movie.

Myst: Two unrelated ones.
Fah: Eedrah’s overall health improved on Averone, since he no longer had the stresses of his double life.
Bree: Relations between Releeshahn and Narayan remain fraught to this day.

Asterix:
Cacofonix was an eighty-greats-grandfather of Justin Bieber.

For Pokemon not battling for long periods of time is not good for its mental health.

It’s cobsidered a crime in Poke universe to not use your pokemon for longer than a month.

My other “Turning Red” headcanon is that Mei accidentally inspired the creation of FurAffinity.

@Jade Kitsune
Well Furaffinity was founded in 2005 and Turning Red I think was set in 2002 so the timeline checks out.

Uncle Tom’s Cabin: In 1884, an aging George Shelby cheered on the Toledo Blue Stockings ballclub even when they were playing against the Louisville Eclipse/Colonels.

Firefly: Shepherd Book was a diehard Gilbert and Sullivan fan, and really took to heart Jack Point’s advice about wrapping unwelcome truths in humor when they need to be said.

Due to the Reboot of the Transformers Movieverse, I like to believe Unicron succeeded after The Last Knight

Lord of the Rings: The Mouth of Sauron was slain in the battle, and the Ring Sauron took from Thráin II was found on the body; Sauron had given the three remaining of the Seven Rings to humans to try to make three more Nazgûl.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Yes. Hence me saying she inspired it.

Silmarillion: Aulë, Yavanna, and Melian are happy to teach young elves interested in primatology the lore thereof. It was also to them that Curumo, Olórin, Aiwendil, Alatar, and Pallando went for help in designing their Wizard forms when sent on the mission to Arda.

Harry Potter: The Mirror of Erised was created as a soul-searching tool, to show people if their priorities were in order.

So by that definition being surrounded by anime girl feet is NOT having your priorities straight?

I call bull

Yu-Gi-Oh!!: Some of the protagonists don’t actually shuffle the deck but rather stack the cards prior the duel.

Star Wars: Your average staircase on Leria Kerlsil is steeper than your average staircase on Naboo; that’s why Artoo had so much trouble getting up the steps in Ambush at Corellia.

Avatar The Last Airbender: Knocking Iroh’s tea one too many times will result in the myth of “The dragon of the west” become literal. Beware of the scales.