Crazy Headcanons (super alpha no pony edition)
Korora
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Lord of the Rings: Had Sauron regained the Ring, Khamûl would have made a terrifying example of Farmer Maggot for standing up to him [Khamûl].
Korora
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Protectors of the Plot Continuum: The Ring of Sairalindë was a botched early experiment by Celebrimbor, and the Mary Sue’s influence reached back in time to make him forget that he hadn’t destroyed it.
Background Pony #7A8C
Helluva Boss: Loona and Octavia do play games and have a let’s play channel on voxtube.
Korora
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Pokémon Scarlet and Violet: In a few years, Poppy will become the Top Champion.
Cosmas-the-Explorer
Explorer in Training
Wigglytuff in Explorers of Sky is actually the child of the Wigglytuff who sold the Friend Areas in the Rescue Team games. When he was just an Igglybuff, he looked to the Rescue Team protagonist and sidekick as heroes to inspire him to great the guild.
I-Hung-Myself
My Smash friendships:
Dark Pit and Pichu
Sephiroth and Pichu
Kirby, Palutena and Bayonetta
Pit and Rosalina
Ridley and Pichu
Sephiroth and Pichu
Kirby, Palutena and Bayonetta
Pit and Rosalina
Ridley and Pichu
Korora
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Lord of the Rings: In the Scouring of the Shire, Farmer Maggot was either part of the Hobbits’ fighting force or else in the Lockholes.
Korora
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Ten Little Indians/And Then There Were None: (spoiler) Seton’s whole motive for the murder he committed was to frame someone else for it. That, in addition to the prosecution’s mistakes, was why Wargrave was so vitriolic in the summing-up.
Korora
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Old Possum/Cats: A young Gus the Theater Cat was the cat Martyn Green wrote of in his annotated Gilbert and Sullivan treasury, the cat that appeared onstage in a performance of H. M. S. Pinafore and got scared by a loud orchestral chord–just before the exchange
Chorus: Goodness me, why what was that?
Dick Deadeye: Silent be, it was the cat.
Chorus: Goodness me, why what was that?
Dick Deadeye: Silent be, it was the cat.
Korora
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Mission Impossible: The BBC has Svardian* dubs of the First Doctor story The Smugglers, all four episodes (missing in real life save for a few clips from episodes 1, 3, and 4). The original English was restored with the off-air** recordings made by Graham Strong.
* Svardia was where the IMF allowed the terminally ill prime minister to see firsthand the fact that his designated successor intended to become a dictator.
** In real life, the BBC holds audio recordings Graham Strong, Richard Landen, David Holman, and several others made by holding tape recorders to the TV. As in real life, Strong’s recordings for all four episodes of The Smugglers were the superior.
** In real life, the BBC holds audio recordings Graham Strong, Richard Landen, David Holman, and several others made by holding tape recorders to the TV. As in real life, Strong’s recordings for all four episodes of The Smugglers were the superior.
Korora
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Aristophanes’ The Birds: Cassowaries are an élite warrior caste in Cloudcuckooland.
I-Hung-Myself
Pit from “Kid Icarus: Uprising” is autistic.
And before anyone gets angry at my belief, please understand I’m autistic myself.
Korora
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Sherlock Holmes: In the backstory to “Red Circle”, Gennaro Lucca had rooted for the Brooklyn Bridegrooms* ballclub while Tito Castalotte had rooted for the New York Giants. However, being such good friends they made a running joke of it.
* Now known as the Los Angeles Dodgers.
SleepySteve
Apples and Pears
After parting ways with Sonic the Hedgehog to venture out on his own for a better life, Miles “Tails” Prower visited Earth, went to New York and joined a little group called the X-Men.
Korora
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C. S. Lewis’ Space Trilogy: Proxima b has a strong magnetic field, known to the locals as the Dancing Shield of Maleldil’s Protection.
Korora
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Nothing But Gingerbread Left: By 1960 German, Japanese, English, Russian, and Mandarin Chinese had all been abandoned as vernaculars. The Germans now speak Bavarian, the Japanese now speak Okinawan, the Russians now speak Old Church Slavonic (with the distinctions of animate vs. inanimate added in), and a different dialect dominates in China. British Commonwealth countries now speak Scots, and the US now speaks Revived Latin (with separate letters for long and short vowels). In other parts of the English-speaking world creole languages became standard.
My Little Pony was written in Latin, and sometimes the same VAs did the Scots dubs.
Korora
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Sesame Street: The opera “Up and Down” (from a Placido Flamigo sketch) is (in true You-Know-For-Kids fashion) about a creepy stalker.
Korora
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1984: Demonic possession is common in the upper echelons of the Inner Party, and Big Brother himself is undead.
I-Hung-Myself
Several games, as well as the movie, have me convinced that Kamek is genderfluid and enjoys crossdressing.
Not saying it’s bad, I just… like the idea.
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