Crazy Headcanons (super alpha no pony edition)

I thought why not, we have pony and none pony unpopular opinions.
 
I will start the ball rolling with one of my Best friends. Daria Morgendorffer is actually sconed generation crossover magical lesbian spawn. She’s really the daughter of Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley. Velma is the daughter of Peppermint Patty Marcie.

Shepard’s apartment in Mass Effect 3 was meant to be turned into a museum of sorts but the rigging of it by Zaeed and Garrus made it impossible to inhabit.

Spoiler just in case.
 
Amon’s makeup artist was a fire bender. He wasn’t actually lying when she said “This is what a fire bender did to me.“

Maggie Simpson will grow up to be a sociopath.

Slippy isn’t actually in the Airwing he’s remote controlling it and he has a dummy in there.

Darth Vader is Luke’s father

@QuasarNova
 
NO IT’S IMPOSSIBLE.
 
Vault Teck Respective, s fourth wall aware but didn’t know he was going to become a ghoul.

Why would the Ant Kingdom in A Bugs Life hire grasshoppers for protection instead of… I dunno. Have their own standing army like what every ant colony should have?
 
I would head canon that they were all lost in a previous conflict. With… I dunno. Termites? And the Queen is little too old to produce more ants to cover the loss.
 
Maybe if they’d do a sequel where the Ant Colony, now under QUEEN Atta comes under threat of attack from the Termite colony. The ants have to scramble to defend themselves and find help from the old circus casts again. This time with their own army

Judy is the one who gets stuck going undercover in Yax’s Naturalist club the few times it comes up.

My headcanon is that all of the Humane 7 are Christians. Discuss.

@Sarsath  
Wrong topic my friend.

@Shepherd  
Sorry

Princess Daisy is a Yaoi fangirl.

Santa Claus has fairy godparents

Santa Clause is a creature who’s from we can’t comprehend he his perceived the why we think he looks.

@Shepherd
 
He’s a Great Old One

Kuina didn’t really die by falling down the stairs. She faked her death, transitioned FtM, and became Mihawk.

@Background Pony #F44E  
That makes a whole lot of sense.

Tae Yamada The Legendary Comedian.
 
She makes people laugh even not being fully awakened. She’s good at impressions and improvising. She’s physical and goofy. It might also explain why she’s the oldest at time of death.

I dunno about you guys.  
But I always seem to see fairies as some magical mosquitoes, bi-products of leftover magic from magically aided evolution of lifeforms in fantasy environments.  
Or low tiered angelic beings. Imps being their demonic counterparts.

Toru Would be blonde with green eyes if she wasn’t invisible.

Maybe Michael from XD is the son of Wes and Rui. The two were killed in a tragic accident. And Michael was adopted by the Rui’s friend, who claimed to be Michael’s mother.

I figured this crazy headcanons for alphas section could make a comeback

Sonic the Hedgehog got his speed in the same way The Flash did: a freak lightning accident that almost killed him.

@SleepySteve
Ouch!

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Interesting!