Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

The poor croc in the first picture on the upper left became a resting table for the 3 other crocodiles’ chin tho lol

Look who has the Staph infection today: Me!

Well I did it, something I’ve been fantasizing on doing for a long time and I finally did it.

A few weeks ago, I bought some ugly looking sandals cause I’ve always wanted to go somewhere and throw away my shoes and go my way without them and I finally did it. I walked to my local park with those tacky sandals on and after buying some food myself, I took them off and threw them in the trash. After I was done eating, I walked around the park for a little and decided to go do some window shopping around the little town. I went into a thrift store and saw some cool looking vinyls from Conway Twitty, Sergio Mendes, The Jackson 5 and Styx and afterward I went to a small dollar store to buy something but I didn’t feel like it. Both times I went in barefoot since I didn’t have any shoes with me so I pretty much had no choice and nobody said anything, mostly cause the clerks didn’t notice. I then walked all the back home until making one last stop to my local gas station to get some milk. It was a fantastic experience and I’m happy that I finally achieved it.

@Khamzat Chimaev
Oh that’s bad, sounds like you might need some meds for it.

I had to consult doctor what’s going on with me because two more boils just spawned on my thighs and on my scrotum today after the one on my buttcrack had healed up just a few days ago.

I have no absolutely idea where I got this infection in the first place which just doesn’t make any sense.

@Khamzat Chimaev
Ooch…
Hope you get that sorted, mate.

@Mr.Myoozik
I’m happy for you too!
Clearly, throwing those crappy sandals away was a liberating moment, and overall it sounds like another memorable barefoot outing for you checked off the list

Murder noodle.

The largest venomous snake in the world. Told the zookeepers how long this guy in the picture is and said over 9 feet long and can still grow even longer.

@Khamzat Chimaev
Damn, that’s some serious snekage!

@Mellow Rhythm
I specifically bought those tacky ones just to be thrown out and I’m glad that I did and I enjoyed being forced to go places barefoot.

@Mr.Myoozik
Good plan, once again!

@Mellow Rhythm
I’d like to do it again one day

@Mr.Myoozik
I’m sure you will

That’s it, I’m deleting TikTok off my phones.

My first half of January started off really good, happy and memorable. (Because of our Vacation)
The final half turns out to be bad, troublesome, and depressing. (Because I ended up having a staph and my beloved cat is seemingly dying from a possible kidney failure)

Fate really loves fucking with people’s lives.

@Khamzat Chimaev
Fate loves to throw curveballs, man…
Always ups and downs.
All that being said though, I’m ’round if ever you need to talk things out

Movies I’ve seen in theaters this year:

@Jade Kitsune
The correct course of action

@Mr.Myoozik
If my theater isn’t showing anything new that interests me, I’ll be willing to see a repeat of what I liked.

How do clothes work?

@yelling_into_the_void
It’s just a theme to create a surreal effect.

Not that your reaction wasn’t funny.

@yelling_into_the_void
Is it bad that I thought that was all some weird photoshop job?

@Elidiotadelaesquina
It looks bizarre…
I wouldn’t even touch it!

I’m a bigass cheater in GeoGuessr because I use Google Maps on my other phone to search whereever the location is trying to tell me but still get low scores. Lmao

@yelling_into_the_void
Are you saying our clothes shouldn’t be hanging off our bodies in bizarre angles?