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Brass Beau

Howdy from Shimmer Pope
@Latecomer  
It’s really just a preference thing. If I’m gonna fanfic, I’d like as few OCs as possible in any given scene.
 
@Communist Starlight  
That sentence alone had me in stitches because it made me think of Lister Dawn being born from Twilight’s head like Athena and Zeus.
 
@Korora  
Whose?
Sadrai

Snips has a rivalry with Flim and Flam over money making schemes difference between them is Snips is nice guy and sells quality products unlike Flim and Flam.
Latecomer

New theory after reading another alicorn angstfic - one of the ineffable factors which goes into “ascendability” is the inherent psychological capabilty to grieve healthily and not be burdened by loss outside of extraordinary circumstances.
Background Pony #BEBC
Celestia and Megan Williams have met, but under bad circumstances. Celestia summoned her to defeat a Monster of the Week and she ended up fighting the local Royal Guards and wrecking a town instead, and a conversation took place that was a lot like this one. Megan Williams is actually in Tartarus now, waiting for Celestia to have another messy problem that she can’t solve by throwing nerdy purple unicorns at it. Megan’s family haven’t seen or heard from her in years and think she’s dead.
Background Pony #BEBC
@Communist Starlight  
I’ve heard it described a bit differently. Sociopaths can feel the full range of human emotions, and in many cases can perceive, understand, and even manipulate the emotions of other people, but lack sympathy for others.
 
This may not be exactly in line with the dictionary definitions, but I’ve found it a useful distinction.
 
Empathy = understanding what other people around you are feeling and why
 
Sympathy = other people’s emotional states affecting your own, for example being sad because someone else is sad
 
High-functioning sociopaths, at least, have empathy without sympathy, and in many cases either have an internal moral compass that doesn’t line up with social norms or none at all and judge situations and make choices solely in terms of opportunity, risk, reward, and the odds of getting caught.
Brass Beau

Howdy from Shimmer Pope
Sociopath a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.
 
Empathy the ability to understand and share the feelings of another.
 
Sympathy 1) feelings of pity and sorrow for someone else’s misfortune. 2) understanding between people; common feeling.
 
Thank you Oxford. With that out of the way, if alicorns can healthily process natural loss than at worst they’d appear to be not grieving at all when a close associate passes on with time. That said, it wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility for other emotions and especially grief from unnatural loss to be amplified.
 
As an example, if Shinging Armor were to die of old age, Cadence would weep and probably declare a remembrance day. The empire would mourn and life would carry on.  
If you murdered Shining Armor, your country would be wiped from the planet, history and living memory.
 
Probably best not to mess with crystal princesses.
Cosmas-the-Explorer
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
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Explorer in Training
When Rarity was a filly, she got in a lot of fights. The worst you could ever do with Ratity back then was get her hand crafted dress dirty. The rich filly who tried to mess with her by doing that … well let’s just say that filly was scarred by Rarity for life. Mentally and physically. Rarity defended herself by saying “I was simply teaching an uncouth ruffian a few manners.”
 
Over time she got less violent thanks to friends like Fluttershy and now prefers to solves things without violence. But mess with her friends or family, and she might relive her teenage years on you and you do not want that.
Background Pony #BEBC
@Brass Beau  
This, and she was also a baby draconequus pretending to be a foal. Her adopted family loves her so much and it’s so much fun to be a pony that she’s kept up the deception for decades.
Background Pony #BEBC
The barriers between Equestia’s pocket universe and other universes are unusually permeable and not terribly stable, and stuff from outside tends to appear in the Everfree Forest due to the high concentrations of weird magic that hang over it. That’s the origin of many monsters-of-the-week.
 
Humans are actually not unknown in Equestria and show up a few times a year, on average, sometimes intentionally, sometimes by magical or high-tech accident, even sent unwillingly by others. They are always magically banished back to whence they came as quickly as possible, because some of them have been very bad people. Some have even brought small armies with them and come to raid and conquer. Very ugly things have happened.
 
Not all humans who appear have villainous intent, nor even most of them, but the ones who have made very lasting impressions. Any human showing up will be regarded with fear, even panic, and immediately reported to the authorities. The Bearers will come calling, if not one of the Princesses personally, to truss the individual up magically and boot him back through the nearest convenient dimensional portal, not necessarily one that goes back to the universe or timeline he came from. Lyra wants to meet one, for some reason, but she’s a bit eccentric, even for Ponyville.
 
Also, the dimensional barriers are weakened by the presence of living things from other universes, so keeping any of these generally unwanted guests around is extremely dangerous… which did not keep Luna from becoming romantically attracted to one human a few years back, who returned her feelings. She’s been moodier than usual ever since she had to send him back where he came from.
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