Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
SquiggyBomb
Gayest hand in the west
I wanna find whoever invented cardio workouts and punch him the dick.
DanielTepesKraus
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if i could swap any one body part for another body part of my choice, i would swap the middle finger of my left hand for a penis and then fight crime.
i would be known as “finger dicking good”
i would be known as “finger dicking good”
Solitude
@DanielTepesKraus
Getting punched by a dick would certainly leave an impression. Though if you punch someone with a dick would it hurt as much as getting punched in the dick in return?
Getting punched by a dick would certainly leave an impression. Though if you punch someone with a dick would it hurt as much as getting punched in the dick in return?
Virgil Stormblade
AT-STS! AT-STS! AT-STS!
@Solitude
Depends on how strong the force of the dick-punch was.
Depends on how strong the force of the dick-punch was.
Bladex
It has only begun
Is there any negative effect of my death at this point?(edge warning)
My answer is yes and will stay that because I have NO reason to continue living if i fuck everything up and I only care for myself like the selfish retard that I am.
My answer is yes and will stay that because I have NO reason to continue living if i fuck everything up and I only care for myself like the selfish retard that I am.
Tragiclady
@Conflik9929
I’m sure that most people are tired of living. Just not all of them are willing to admit it yet :3
I’m sure that most people are tired of living. Just not all of them are willing to admit it yet :3
Background Pony #3EB2
Are you by any chance familiar with the English poet John Donne? He made a fairly famous comment I think is applicable here.
Is there any negative effect of my death at this point?(edge warning)
Are you by any chance familiar with the English poet John Donne? He made a fairly famous comment I think is applicable here.
[Any] man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind.
Donne saw mankind as a greater whole, of which each individual was a significant part. Subsequently, the death of any one member was a cause to mourn, because we all are a little diminished at the loss. You might not necessarily agree with this view of course, but the point I’m trying to make is that there is a negative effect. A world without you is a world devoid of any of the contributions you make or may yet have time to make.
You still have time to make a difference. We all do. I implore you to never lose sight of that possibility.
You still have time to make a difference. We all do. I implore you to never lose sight of that possibility.
Bladex
It has only begun
@Background Pony #8243
What fucking contributions whoud i even make? If anything, I’m more of a hinderance to humanity than help
What fucking contributions whoud i even make? If anything, I’m more of a hinderance to humanity than help
DanielTepesKraus
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@Solitude
it takes a true hero to punch a man with his dick and then declare “GAG ON JUSTICE”.
it takes a true hero to punch a man with his dick and then declare “GAG ON JUSTICE”.
Background Pony #3EB2
@Background Pony #8243
What fucking contributions whoud i even make? If anything, I’m more of a hinderance to humanity than help
Perhaps you are, but it’s far more likely you aren’t. Besides, I’ve never been the type to believe anyone is entirely without worth or merit without sufficient evidence to the contrary. The thing is, even if you are hard pressed to imagine making any major contribution, major contributions are not all that there are to make. There are innumerable small ways we all affect each other’s lives, and sometimes even the simplest thing on your part can have major significance to someone else.
Still, if I’m wrong and there is absolutely nothing you have or want to offer society as a whole, there are always the words of one of my favorite demotivational posters to live by:
Still, if I’m wrong and there is absolutely nothing you have or want to offer society as a whole, there are always the words of one of my favorite demotivational posters to live by:
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Background Pony #3EB2
@Solitude
it takes a true hero to punch a man with his dick and then declare “GAG ON JUSTICE”.
I feel like there’s a “hard on crime” joke waiting in there somewhere…
DanielTepesKraus
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a fart is simply gaseous poo that misses being inside a nice warm cozy body and tries to come back in through the nose.
DanielTepesKraus
will return
prostitutes with big bums should be called buttlers. unless they are cross-bred with potatos, in which case they are calle prostitatos.
@Herrpface
yes. a lonely ghost poop that just wants to come home to daddy.
@Herrpface
yes. a lonely ghost poop that just wants to come home to daddy.
SquiggyBomb
Gayest hand in the west
Flavored lube is stupid.
So is scented lube.
My butt smells like strawberries right now.
So is scented lube.
My butt smells like strawberries right now.
DanielTepesKraus
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@SquiggyBomb
would you prefer living lube?
would you prefer living lube?
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@SquiggyBomb
even if it had a living condom to be friends with?
even if it had a living condom to be friends with?
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Gayest hand in the west
@DanielTepesKraus
I may be a kinky whore but even I have my limits.
I may be a kinky whore but even I have my limits.
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