Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

DanielTepesKraus
Greatest Poster in the Board -
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?

will return
if i lived in the legend of zelda i would go into dungeons, steal the dungeon item, and then sell it to link knowing he can't just kill me and take it because it's against the game's rules.

and then it would occur to me that in the legend of zelda rupees are largely worthless as you can make enough to finance your house just by mowing the lawn, and i would feel incredibly stupid for having put my life on the line like that for no reason.

and then it would hit me that if i died i'd have just reappeared at the beginning of the temple with 3 hearts, so i was never at risk to begin with.

and then i'd say fuck it and go to the milk bar to get drunk since milk apparently gets you drunk there (it happens in majora's mask).

and then i'd realize link, a ten (?) year old, was running around drinking booze on his quest to save the world, and suddenly it would all make sense.
DanielTepesKraus
Greatest Poster in the Board -
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?

will return
when using irc it makes a small "ping" noise when you type someone's name.

god has given me this most wonderful means of annoying the shit out of people.
DanielTepesKraus
Greatest Poster in the Board -
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?

will return
all i know about soccer is people argue over whether it's called that or football, and that the objective is to get the ball into the goal with your feet to win touchdowns.

my daughter is presumably good at it, as she can get the ball to her feet and keep it there as she moves about the field, and has scored a few touchdowns, so i delight in going to her games and cheering for her.

however, because i know little about soccer and i am monumentally immature, i giggle whenever people say things along the lines of "get the d in there!" "what's wrong with the d?!" "why isn't the d on her?!" i'm assuming "the d" is an integral part of the game and not a dirty in-joke, but i've been wrong before.

today however this 80-something year old lady looks at my glowing grin as someone is yelling "work the d!" and politely says "not that d, dear."

i've never laughed so hard in my entire life.

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