@SquiggyBomb Find a French language class, watch French tv (preferably with subtitles, 's how I learned English when I was a kid), listen to French music, move to a place where they speak French. Et voila.
while i consider terminator 3: rise of the machines (the one with the t-sex) to basically be the phantom menace of the terminator world, that is an overblown unnecessary addition to the story with crappy special effects compared to it's predecessors, i fucking love once scene to the point that it's worth watching the whole movie just to see it. the part where… whatever her name is guns down that little flying bastard with a machine gun and john stares agape at her and says "you remind me of my mother."
@DanielTepesKraus I've used a Mac a little bit, and IIRC you press Alt-E to create an acute accent, then press basically any letter to create an accented letter. There are other accents you make this way, and other special characters you make with Alt codes in general. Mac Alt codes are something I really wish Windows had.
I remember seeing a comedy stand-up act on tv (I don't believe it was a famous comedian, iirc the crowd was rather small) that was pretty odd. His jokes were rather dark and the audience rarely laughed. One joke I remember that I actually found kind of funny (though the crowd did not) was when he wondered If a person was being raped and they had one wish, if they would use that wish to stop being raped, or for the standard million dollars.