Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

ECMajor did some of the best horse ass imo, this is a beautiful classic.

I was discussing weight differences between partners with a friend of mine.

He’s worried about sleeping with a small girl because he’s a 6.5 foot tall mountain of a man.

I told him I’ve fucked everything from a woman I could carry around under one arm like a handbag, to a 6 foot tall, 320 African goddess who could bench press me.

Weight doesn’t make a difference if you’re careful.

@Zincy
I’m also okay with tall women. Still goes for shortstacks though.

I’ve never realized the, joys, of an age power dynamic.

My little boytoy is so very eager to please, and takes to getting praised quite enthusiastically.

It really triggers something deep, and primal in me.

Posting NSFW videos on YouTube is quite lewd. But they get taken down quickly.

@Prince Areo
I thought the site allowed porn if it’s labeled Educational.

@Meanlucario
They did with nude yoga. But the rest, not so much. Stuff like furries and Pokemon R34, can make most people get weirded out about relationships between humans and Pokemon.

@Meanlucario
And of course, kids goes on to see it gets scarred, weirded out and goes nuts against it. That’s why that YouTube guidelines was implemented thanks to someone who couldn’t watch what their kid is watching….

@Prince Areo
So I guess they’re not totally dumb about it.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
What do you mean?

@Prince Areo
the whole letting people get away with nudity with the right tags.

Not hentai-related but purely for science.

Since octopus can literally squeeze through everything, I highly believe they can easily fit right inside a woman’s vag since they can fit in holes as small as their beak.

@Count Oxymagomedov Sear

@Shyette
My question is if mom wants in on the fun.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
How can they get away with this with right tags? I honestly don’t even understand. PM me whenever you feel like it.

@Prince Areo
Like the others said, posted with educational or the like, but i guess that’s not the case.

May Henry Kissinger Rot In Piss, but he knew what he was talking about when he said “Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.”

Which is… disturbing.

@TheHappySpaceman
I wonder why i never hear anything positive about the state of relationships.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Don’t get me wrong, the Internet is great and I’m happy for it. But it feels like an indirect side effect is that the opportunities to actually meet people organically are shrinking. And I hate online dating, although I am speaking as someone who A. finds online dating to be highly impersonal and fake, and B. has never had any success with it, so I’m obviously biased.

“Organic” dating is a myth. Statistically speaking, very rarely do people find partners when not actively looking, aside from during school/college.

In this respect, online dating is exactly the same as traditional dating. Which is specifically seeking out a partner in a shared space. Whether it’s a bar or an app, the medium is irrelevant.

@TheHappySpaceman
That’s kinda my point, we really don’t allow relationships to evolve naturally, we’re always keeping each other at a fearful arm’s length.

@Zincy
As someone who doesn’t drink, I don’t find meeting people in bars particularly appealing either

@Lord WyrmSpawN
RL stuff incoming:
Just recently, a girl I worked with told a friend that she thought I was cute and wanted to date me, and my friend gave me the girl’s Discord contact info. I sent her a friend invite on Discord and waited two days, but when she responded, she very apologetically said she had started a relationship during that time. I believe her FWIW, it really does just seem like a case of crappy timing, but it does sadden me because it’s probably gonna be the only ever time I will get to meet someone organically and they express interest in me first.

I just really friggin’ hate online dating. It’s essentially a case where everyone judges you based solely on your appearance in your pictures and on your attempts to sum up your life, all your interests, ambitions, goals, beliefs, etc. into one short paragraph for your description. How the hell am I supposed to feel any warmth whatsoever from that?