Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@TheHappySpaceman
I’m really sorry to hear that. I used to have two ladies, both seperately, have interest in me. One which I turned her down since I thought that she’s annoying to deal with back in High School and the time after the convention where she gave me her phone number which I lost it already and I never saw her again after that. She’s Pinkamena Diane Pie and I swear I had actual women trouble at that point.

Initial courtship interactions are based on even less information and understanding than those in a digital format, and are often even more surface level to include scent, voice, and mannerisms.

I’m not saying online dating is better, just that it’s no worse than in person dating.

Courtship behavior is already based on pretty limited interactions. You form a pretty solid mental and emotional image of someone in only about 15 minutes of interacting.

The idea that in person dates give you this deep, fairytale like connection is only for the movies.

Octopussy.

Found a Surge chat-bot on Yodayo I’ve been playing around with.

Whoever wrote her prompt did great. Really resists and acts tough…until you break her.

Had an almost “Klingon mating ritual” thing going on where my character had to kick her ass before I could fuck her.

It’s definitely a thing now.

I met my girlfriend via Tinder, ie. we met by having sex and afterwards she literally asked me if I was seeing anyone. I was thinking “No, that’s why I went on Tinder for casual sex” but left all that out aside from the “No” and we’ve been dating for the last eight months. And I’m not the only one, one of my friends also met his recent girlfriend from a Tinder hookup.

It’s weird, to say the least. Almost like you’re skipping that first awkward bit of the relationship.

I’m convinced that morning wood is caused by the sun’s gravitational pull.

Why do we always wake up when dreaming about an orgasm? It’s like dying, but you’re cumming.

Just got a Tumblr ad for what appears to be a dating game of some sort, and why does this girl look exactly like a humanized Rainbow Dash?

@TheHappySpaceman
Not the first time, I think. She just has such a simple, copy-able look.

I played it. It was lame.

@TheHappySpaceman
The thunderbolt is what made me realize it wasn’t an accident. Personally, the only porn games I’ve played are the Huniepop games.

Big breasts spilling out of kimonos.

Everybody is fucking!

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
I wish.

Nah… rather than making it bigger, it made it tingly and cold. Lmfao

Scammed with some alternate good stuff. 🥴

I scare-roused one of the boy-toys I mess with.

He’s a little Asian fellow, 5 foot flat and like 100 pounds.

He took one look at my dick and said he was worried I’d either split him in half or bulge out his abdomen when it put it in, but that he absolutely wanted to take it to the hilt.

Striped bikini top and bottom are hot.

Dark blue school swimsuits are hot

One-piece swimsuits are hot.

I agree wholeheartedly.

FTFY.

Hell yeah, it’s barely working when I’m pent up and at morning.

Is there a chart of the most popular characters on e621 for 2023?

I have neglected the art of finding anime through hentai!

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Honestly, porn is pretty much my primary means of discovering things nowadays.

Just stumbled upon the first Mickey Mouse porn of the year. Agony.