Brass Beau
Howdy from Shimmer Pope
To perform an act of evil, one must understand that the action is wrong. Cozy Glow lacks that understanding. She isn’t evil. She’s deranged.
I don’t hate Snips and Snails designs in fact I like that they have unique designs to them since you don’t see many ponies with there models.
Cozy Glow: Me?! We all just saw you with your claws all over them! [gasps] It all makes sense. These creatures want magic gone from Equestria because it’s the only thing ponies have that they don’t!
Cozy Glow: And you repay her by sending her to Tartarus on a wild goose chase so you could destroy everything she built! [gasps] They’ve even trapped Starlight in that-that thing! We have to defend this school!
Cozy Glow: We’re villains. Duh.
Sunset Shimmer: [to Snips and Snails] Round them up and bring them to the portal. [to Twilight and friends] Spoiler alert: I was bluffing when I said I was going to destroy the portal. I don’t want to rule this pathetic little high school; I want Equestria! And with my own little teenage army behind me, I am going to get it!
Twilight Sparkle: STOP! All of you! I wanna show you something. You were friends once.
Applejack: Hmm. The Freshman Fair. Y’all remember?
Pinkie Pie: Mm-hmm.
Rarity: Yes.
Twilight Sparkle: But something happened. I think that something was Sunset Shimmer.
Rarity: Well, it’s a nice theory, darling, but Sunset Shimmer had nothing to do with it.
Fluttershy: She’s right. Sunset Shimmer isn’t the one who ruined my silent auction for the animal shelter by bringing fireworks and noisemakers! It was supposed to be a serious event, and Pinkie Pie ruined it!
Pinkie Pie: What are you talking about? I got a text from you saying that you didn’t want a silent auction. You wanted a big party!
Fluttershy: Uh! I never sent you a text!
Pinkie Pie: You didn’t?
Rarity: You don’t think she’s the one who’s been sending me those e-mails, do you? Every time I volunteer to help with the decorations at a school function, I get an e-mail from Pinkie Pie saying she has plenty of volunteers! And then I find out she’s done everything herself.
Pinkie Pie: I never sent you any e-mails!
Applejack: Maybe she’s the reason Rainbow Dash didn’t show up for my bake sale!
Twilight Sparkle: Didn’t you ever ask Rainbow Dash why she didn’t show up?
Applejack: Heh, I guess I kinda stopped talkin’ to her at all after that.
Trixie: So you messed up. Big deal. [hushed] Don’t you ever tell another pony I said this, but even Trixie’s made mistakes. [giggles] I know! The trick is to just move on and pretend they never happened.
Trixie: In the Pre-Equestia Era, year thirteen twenty-two, Abraxius the Bold did… [muttering] …ooh, a bunch of boring stuff… [muttering] …for a really long time. Okay, I know history is important, but I never learned any of it, and look how I turned out.
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